“God, Country, Corps” NOT “God, Dirty, Corps” – 2026 Fundraiser Shirt Sales Start NOW

Sorry Dirty.

The voters have made their decision and despite a strong showing from the Dirty’s Dozen design, America 250 has been selected as the official 2026 Bastards Reunion fundraiser shirt.

The vote was much closer than I expected, proving there was plenty of support for both designs. In the end, however, America’s 250th Anniversary, the Liberty Bell, and the Constitution proved to be too much for even Dirty to overcome. You can’t steal this win Dirty like you can a neon beer sign.

The good news is that Dirty’s Dozen isn’t disappearing. As promised, the runner-up design will become this year’s reunion koozie. Those who have attended previous reunions know that the annual koozie is my gift to the group. If you’re a new boot attending your first reunion, welcome to the tradition.

Styles, Colors, and Pricing

This year there are 29 different offerings available across a variety of styles & colors. Since it takes more material to cover us fat bodies, as always there is a $2.00 “fat tax” on sizes larger than XL.

A Few Notes Before You Order

The hoodie remains the pocket hoodie style we’ve offered in previous years. This differs from the more common kangaroo pocket hoodie and allows the artwork to display properly without being interrupted by a large center pocket.

The Bella Canvas crewneck sweatshirt returns this year as well, but with one change. The previous drop-shoulder sweatshirt has been replaced with a raglan sweatshirt. A drop-shoulder sweatshirt uses a traditional shoulder seam that sits off the shoulder, hence the name. A raglan sweatshirt extends the sleeve to the collar with a diagonal seam, giving it a more athletic appearance and generally providing a little more freedom of movement through the shoulders.

If there is a color or style you would like to see offered that isn’t currently available, let me know. Adding another option is usually not a problem. Send me an email and I’ll see what I can do. Just ask Haley, that’s where the dry fit shirts came from.

Shipping and Pickup

If you’re attending the reunion, please consider picking up your shirts in Michigan at the reunion. It saves you money on shipping costs and it makes my life easier.

Shirts will be shipped via USPS Priority Mail flat rate based on your order size, just as I’ve done in previous years. I’ll ship them when they’re ready, most likely the first week of August. You should receive them by the start of the reunion.

Shirt Sales Are Now Open

Thank you to everyone who participated in the vote and helped choose this year’s design. Now let’s get some shirts sold, raise a little money, and make sure everyone is properly dressed for Michigan.

The fundraiser store is now open and orders will be accepted through midnight on June 30, 2026.

Please don’t wait until the last minute. I need a few days to process the orders, verify quantities, and submit everything to my printer.

Payment is not required when you place your order.

Right now, the most important thing is getting your order submitted so I know exactly what needs to be printed. Once your order is placed, payment can be made using our normal payment methods. If you can, pay immediately. If you can’t, pay later.

All shirt payments are due as soon as possible but MUST be received no later than July 15, 2026.

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